1,000 page views? Wow...I feel compelled to write a journal entry. Seriously, who ARE you guys? IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

But, to be fair, I HAVE been on deviantart for over two years. It's more than likely that the better part of those pageviews are self-inflicted. Sad? Yes. Vain? Maybe. But still, I do enjoy reveling in my little victories. Even in the belittling presence of prodigies like *SusanCoffey , who racked up more than 10,000 pageviews on her first day on the site. I mean, c'mon...WTF...

Don't get me wrong, she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous and her beauty totally warrants these kinds of numbers now...but really? The very first day??? HOT DAMN!!! Is there a warehouse full of nerds somewhere constantly waiting for hot women to finally embrace the geekdom that is deviantart??? It would appear so...

Humor aside, I'd like to mention that I really am inspired by my own little achievement, however modest it may be. So whoever you guys are...

I owe you all an emphatic
THANK YOU!

And a promise: I will make it my priority to revive my artistic ambition and produce more regular uploads.

So stick around. Till we meet again!